- high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
- college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
Roommate showering at 3:30am, this is college.
the amount of anxiety you have when you send someone a message and they don’t respond.
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
I’m such an insomniac its not even funny.
smoke n’ loiter.
andrew jackson jihad.
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
too tired to do anything, dont feel good, lonley, ugh